new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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