im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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