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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you mean i was at the winter classic?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.

  (207): View more from Maine

  What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in

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