he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party