She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy