I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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