I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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