i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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