And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i came on her dog
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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