They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house