Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.