i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.