ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.