Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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