i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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