when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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