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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Naked. naked and bneed help.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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