Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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