Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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