She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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