Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
