That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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