Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Randomize
