The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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