I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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