Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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