she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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