Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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