I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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