how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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