North Korea, Best Korea!
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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