im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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