Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Dear god my vagina.
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