it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Randomize
