Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
