So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
