David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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