I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You need a sexual gate keeper
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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