When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?