i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.