just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.