Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live