I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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