brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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