his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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