Small penises have feelings too.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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