No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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