You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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