they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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