Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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