arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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