im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Holy shit dude........stairs
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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