Jerry, you need to find god
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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