his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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