Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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