A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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