i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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