He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Randomize
