Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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