Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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