found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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