i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵